Monday, December 6

weird stuff i find in junk drawers


I am not concerned about anything
I am ready to take over the world
All realities began with a dream of surreality
The Matrix can't take me because I am too strong
Oprah holds the key to national immortality
I drink caffeine to keep my mind sharp
All denial eventually leads to addiction
Psychologists take your money to buy more Prozac
Life is better when the gas tank is full
The open road keeps no promises
Algebra won't help you write a book
The world is one big multiple choice test
Peter Wiggin didn't know his place--and it worked
Pronouncing "crayon" correctly will not make you president
Accents make appearances in times of intense emotion
Never trust an artist
Don't believe everything your role models tell you
People who try to be different are all the same
Eating never made anyone fat
Remember: the predominant ingredient in Oreo cream is lard
If you stare at floor tiles too long they start to move
Don't be afraid to look stupid in front of anyone
When given a choice, always choose the right one
Don't fuck with Tyler Durden
If you learn to like lemon flavor, you'll never be without a Jolly Rancher

3 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Accents make appearances in times of intense emotion"

hm... i have that problem, too... i get this little british thing going on when i'm stressed... and then i can't get out of it... aw, suck... just thinking about it put me in it... damn...:-P
~libby
-smile on the outside

December 7, 2004 at 12:15 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

hey, you're cute, let's be friends :P

~Joe

December 7, 2004 at 7:06 PM  
Blogger JIN said...

Hi James, just wanna say thank you for visiting my blog the other day, and also finally I got what you meant by inner-plugger, LOL :P

December 10, 2004 at 2:40 AM  

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